Things you shouldn't do when you are a parent

I have a decent number of people lauding my parenting skills. Here's the real scoop.

1. You should think twice when you're in your car, in the front seat, rolling your rear windows up with the power window locks. You might roll up your five-year-old's hands with the windows so they're smushed.
2. Not advisable to scream at your three-year-old and shake her. She then shuts down during arguments with you for the rest of her life.
3. When your two-year-old wakes up early on a Saturday morning and you were up late playing Magic with your friends, turning on Sesame Street week in and week out seems like a viable option until she's 14 and watching the Kardashians for entertainment.
4. Not outlining dating rules ahead of time and then yelling at your seventeen-year-old because she didn't understand the rules will probably be something you will regret later.
5. Missing every single field trip during elementary school for absolutely no reason...dumb, dumb, dumb.
6. Avoiding the birds-and-the-bees conversation with your daughter because she says "gross" might be something you worry about later when she says her friends make fun of her for knowing nothing about "that."
7. Leaving your twelve-year-old at home all summer and letting her learn computer/HTML skills by surfing the internet and "designing Xanga pages" is a disaster waiting to happen.
8. Teaching your daughters to cook by letting them learn on their own can prove to be tragic when they put metal in the microwave or plastic on the stove.

Shall I keep going?